What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Poverty crime lack of respect for authority self repression welfare entitlement gun violence lack of...
No. The relationship modelling is horrific, and children are especially vulnerable to false messages...
New physics may explain discrepant values for the ionization energy of a metastable state of helium.
I don’t know if I can use myself as an example, but I’m going to anyway. I was a gymnast between the...
There are two points: Older women are more respectful. Older women have big boobs.
The massacre of the village of al-Dawayima is considered to be one of the major massacres of the 194...
What can you say to a scammer who thinks he loves you, but you don't want to be scammed? We'll it so...
Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce shouted out Taylor Swift for purchasing the rights to the...
Why does the fat stupid stinky lying orange coward traitor want to invade everybody? First it was Pa...
Would you trade for Trey Hendrickson to boost Detroit’s pass rush and championship chances, or is th...
People are voting on whether to cut from 10 to five years the time required to apply for citizenship...